The title pretty much sums it up. If you have followed my blog you realize that I teach in a pretty wealthy area. The kids aren't rich but their parents are loaded and probably give them whatever they want. Sometimes I can tell how rich these kids are. But most times I don't even realize it.
Recently I had one of those moments where I pause and think "How rich are these kids??"
This story isn't exactly PG so if there are any children (or grandmas) reading this blog, you've been warned.
A common bodily function is to release the waste in your body through your bowels. Aka pooping. Well normally I have a wonderful poop to start my day. It just really helps me to focus on the day. In addition, at my school there aren't separate toilets for teachers and students. That alone can make for some very interesting situations that I will discuss at a later date. Anyway, back to my shit...hehehe.
Oh another side story, for some reasons the kids don't like to flush the toilet after they do their business. And yes its as gross as you can imagine. However, they remember to put the seat and cover down. Its as if someone taught them that putting the cover down makes the poop disappear. Korea, everyday an adventure.
Ok back to my poop/rich kid moment. One morning I walked into the stall to do my thing. The cover is down as always and this 'lovely' smell is coming from the porcelain God. I open the cover knowing what I will find...or do I. Not only was there a log waiting for me, some student must have gotten himself into a predicament. Because as i looked into the toilet I saw 5 different 1000 won bills (equals $5) floating with the rest of his business. Yes, the answer is yes. Some kid literally wiped his ass with money. You could even see the little turd stains on them. I was so stunned. I thought about taking a picture for proof but trust me you didn't wanna see it.
"How rich are these kids???"
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