To say I woke up in an amazing place isnt quite accurate. First, one must sleep to wake up. I did not sleep that night up in the mountains. Why? Thanks for asking. Its because we pretty much slept on a 'mat' that was like a half of an inch thick, im being generous too. Second, this place was more than amazing. Mountains covered with jungle as far as the eye could see with clouds weaving in and out of the mountains. Absolutely beautiful.
Any who, we had a delicious breakfast and began our descent down the mountain. Our group of 17 split at this point. Some had a 3 day trek while we only had a 2 day trek. Fortunately, all the old people booked a 3 day trek so we could get down much faster. Halfway down we stopped at yet another amazing waterfall before preceding to ride an elephant and go white water rafting.
After white water rafting...wait what? You said I skipped over something pretty quickly. Really? What was it? Ohhhhhhh elephant riding. You wanna hear more about that? Im pretty sure Im the one writing this blog, and if you dont like the way I do it you can go read somebody elses... Hey I was kidding. Get back here. I was joking. I love you. Ill write about whatever you want. OK? OK
Ok so theres like an elephant and I rode it. Is that good? NO? GEEEEEEEEEZ. You are such a demanding audience.
Anyway, our group arrived at the bottom of the mountain to see 4 huge monster creatures known as elephants. There were 7 peeps in our group at this point and so one person didnt get to have a partner for the elephants. Surprise, surprise they isolate the ginger. Racism wherever I go.
So the ride starts out and we are along this river on a tiny path that I was convinced the elephant was gonna kill me by just shaking his head and flinging me to my death to the river below. Thankfully there was a Thai guy there guiding the elephant and didnt let it kill me.
For some reason whenev I thought of elephants I always thought there 'skin' or whatev its called was soft. It in fact is not. And actually they have these really long hairs that kept stabbing into me. I guess I cant really complain because I was riding on top of him. Get over it elephant.
The highlight of the elephant ride came near the end. Lets just say it became a lil x-rated. Basically there was 1 male elephant and 3 females. One of the Thai guys guiding the elephants grabbed one of the females trunks and shoved it into the males um...dick. The female was curious for about 5 seconds until she realized what it was and unleashed one of those elephant 'shouts' or whatever they are called. However, even though she seemed clearly upset she began to sniff at it some more. So did one of the other female elephants...jealousy? Im not sure. Whatever was going down sure seemed a bit kinky. I did highly enjoy the elephant ride and it will be something i never forget
That night we met up with our British friends and Seung Jae at Rooftop bar, and apparently the girls had met some famous British actor guy that was around our age. I had no idea who he was but he was a bro. Anyway, we didnt get too crazy that night, but it was quite enjoyable.
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