Random questions...this could get interesting

I have always been used to getting asked random questions by people my whole life.  The 2 main ones that I always would get back home were; How tall are you? and Do you play basketball?  I just got used to bein asked these questions.  I didnt really care that much.
Then I came to Korea and the questions got a lil more personal and definitely waaaay more interesting.  My first day of teaching I would talk a lil about myself and then let the kids ask me anything they want.  Of course everyone wanted to know how tall I was but from there things got interesting.

As follows are the most interesting questions that I have been asked to date:
"Teacher, how old are you?"  24  "ohhhhhhh"  is that a good or bad ohhhhh
"Teacher, are you married?"  No.  "Why not?"  Because im 24
"Teacher, do you have girlfriend?"  No  "Teacher, are you gay?"  Noooooo
"Teacher, can I touch your arm hair?"  What????
"Teacher, do you have heart fur?"  What is heart fur??  "Fur here" (points to chest)  I had to explain that people have body hair, it's not called fur, pretty sure they were still confused.

But the most interesting question that I have received so far since I have been here has to go to the boy in the bathroom who was brave enough to ask me "So you are big and tall?"  Yes  "Does that mean your big and tall everywhere?"  ummmmmm what???  "You know" (points directly at my johnson)  Yes folks, a 14 year old boy asked me if I had a big penis in the bathroom.  I feel in other countries I would go to jail for that but in Korea I guess its kinda normal.